The Internet is Made of Cats

No Others

How my old cat, Catty Whampuss, appears to feel about adding a couple more kitty friends to our household (using Sora).

Do I Detect a Sense of Humor?

Is the TSA actually trying… to be funny??

Air Grylls

Not to be confused with Bear Grylls, who returns from the wilderness. This Grilles just returns air.

Near-Sighted Elephant

That’s no contact he’s missing. That’s a tusk.

I accidentally poured out a bunch of cat treats on the floor when I was giving Catty Whampuss his nightly snack. Catty fervently endeavored to inhale them all while I worked around him to pick them up. As I was apparently winning, Catty resorted to licking as many as possible.

He Likes to Watch

My cat likes to watch me get ready for work each weekday morning. He’ll sit in the hall, staring intently through the bedroom doorway as I get dressed. This leads me to think he may have been a dirty old man in a past life.

One morning as he inched down the hallway to peer at me closer, I wondered what he’d say if he could talk. Would it be “hey, looking good today” like a peeping Tom(cat) roommate, or would he mutter something inappropriate like that perverted character from Family Guy?

Or he is really, truly just a cat, and likely to exclaim “WTF! What the hell did you do with your fur?!”

All’s Fair

You’ve heard of fair-weather friends? Well, my cat’s a fair-food friend. He’ll give you the time of day, if you’ve got noms he thinks he wants.

Kinky

Giant Husband, while watering plants outside: Is there a kink in the hose?

Me, going to fix hose: Yup.

Giant Husband: This is supposed to be a non-kink hose!

Me: Oh, come on, Honey. Anything can be kinked. Isn’t that rule 34?

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