Everyone’s so into green smoothies these days. A coworker keeps insisting you can add a handful of spinach to anything and you won’t even taste it. I don’t know about that. To me, spinach tastes like eating a handful of grass freshly pulled out of the yard.
Here’s a green shake for you: throw in some peas, an avocado, a green banana, and that grassy-spinach.
Then fill the rest with vodka, ’cause that shit’s going down hard.