You never know what you’ll find on the interwebz. I randomly came across this pic today and decided it needed some commentary. What’s next – shirts for your legs?
Leggings have gotten very popular. Many women even wear them as pants. (Please don’t do this.) Now take your legging-wearing to a whole new level with Top Leggings!
Top Leggings are just like regular leggings, but are specially formulated into the perfect shape with just the right amount of holes to fit your torso. With Top Leggings, the upper half of your body can enjoy the ultimate stretch and comfort your lower half has been taking for granted!
Do you ever spontaneously come up with different words to a song? Words that relate to the current situation or something on your mind? Well I do. And I’m guessing it’s a pretty common phenomenon. There are so many popular YouTube channels dedicated to song parodies, such as Key of Awesome, Bart Baker, VenetianPrincess, and the like – not to mention the king of parodies, Weird Al, that it’s probably a frequent occurrence among the at-least-somewhat musically inclined.
The other day I bought a new pair of pants, and then a song came to mind – Pinkby Aerosmith (probably NSFW video by the way). But the words were about pants instead. I liked these lyrics so much I decided to share them with Giant Husband. And then I thought, what the hay, why don’t I just write a whole song? So I did. I wrote a song about pants. But since I don’t make videos, I figured I’d just post it here. So here are my lyrics about pants.
Pants are an item of clothing
Pants can be dressy or boring
Pants, you can wear them whenever, ‘cause
Pants are for work or for pleasure
Jeans, pajamas, and cargo
Flared, low-riders, and camo
Pants, they are so versatile
‘Cause hell, pants are always in style!
Pants can be loose or so tight Pants can be pastel or bright Pants, keeping them on ’s polite And I think these pants are going to be just right If I can just get them on tonight
Pants, they go on your bottom
Pants, some are made of cotton
Pants can be bell-shaped or tapered
Pants, the best ones are tailored
Pants can be loose or so tight Pants can be pastel or bright Pants, keeping them on ‘s polite And I think these pants are going to be just right If I can just get them on tonight
I sometimes go commando
I don’t like all the seams though
Pants worn by Justin and Hammer
Don’t touch – it’s a private matter, yeah!
Pants can be loose or so tight Pants can be pastel or bright Pants, keeping them on ‘s polite And I think these pants are going to be just right If I can just get them on tonight
Pants can be loose or so tight Pants can be pastel or bright Pants are like shorts but not quite And I think these pants are going to be just right If I can just get them on tonight!
