Me: I didn’t care for Kelly’s Clarkson’s earlier stuff, but I do like this album. Not as… cutesy/happy as Colbie Caillat or such artists.
GH: Who names their kid Colbie anyway?
Me: People who like cheese?
Who DOESN’T like cheese??
Tag: music
So I Wrote a Song about Pants
Do you ever spontaneously come up with different words to a song? Words that relate to the current situation or something on your mind? Well I do. And I’m guessing it’s a pretty common phenomenon. There are so many popular YouTube channels dedicated to song parodies, such as Key of Awesome, Bart Baker, VenetianPrincess, and the like – not to mention the king of parodies, Weird Al, that it’s probably a frequent occurrence among the at-least-somewhat musically inclined.
The other day I bought a new pair of pants, and then a song came to mind – Pink by Aerosmith (probably NSFW video by the way). But the words were about pants instead. I liked these lyrics so much I decided to share them with Giant Husband. And then I thought, what the hay, why don’t I just write a whole song? So I did. I wrote a song about pants. But since I don’t make videos, I figured I’d just post it here. So here are my lyrics about pants.
Pants are an item of clothing
Pants can be dressy or boring
Pants, you can wear them whenever, ‘cause
Pants are for work or for pleasure
Jeans, pajamas, and cargo
Flared, low-riders, and camo
Pants, they are so versatile
‘Cause hell, pants are always in style!
Pants can be loose or so tight
Pants can be pastel or bright
Pants, keeping them on ’s polite
And I think these pants are going to be just right
If I can just get them on tonight
Pants, they go on your bottom
Pants, some are made of cotton
Pants can be bell-shaped or tapered
Pants, the best ones are tailored
Pants can be loose or so tight
Pants can be pastel or bright
Pants, keeping them on ‘s polite
And I think these pants are going to be just right
If I can just get them on tonight
I sometimes go commando
I don’t like all the seams though
Pants worn by Justin and Hammer
Don’t touch – it’s a private matter, yeah!
Pants can be loose or so tight
Pants can be pastel or bright
Pants, keeping them on ‘s polite
And I think these pants are going to be just right
If I can just get them on tonight
Pants can be boot-cut or skinny
Like skirts that can be long or mini
Pants, sometimes on the subway
You forget them, and don’t know what to say
Pants can be loose or so tight
Pants can be pastel or bright
Pants are like shorts but not quite
And I think these pants are going to be just right
If I can just get them on tonight!
