Drive of the day:
Today Giant Husband drove a member of the clergy, we’ll call him Reverend Ron, to the liquor store in the early afternoon. Ron had evidently already had quite a bit of the beverage, but told Giant Husband how he had run out and needed more. He was very nice.
Me: My boobs are too bouncy.
Giant Husband: That is not a thing.
My boss’s boss came over to look at something on my computer. He motioned a lot as he talked about this change or that addition. The problem was, for some reason he was holding a highlighter in his hand as he did this. An open highlighter. No lid in sight. Not only was I concerned he might end up highlighting a word right on my monitor, I was pretty worried about my own person – specifically my brand new top.
Beware of very animated, highlighter-wielding bosses.
We don’t have a pool, in-ground or out of it.
But Sunplay sure wants us to purchase pool maintenance products from them.
Would you stop blowing up my mailbox?
